JRNJ

What Do We Stand For?

Jacobite Royalists Never Jump

Jacobin Republicans Need Jupe

Jolly Reprobates Naturally Jive

Jr. National Journeymen (The Senior National Journeymen are Dead)

Joyous Rebate, New Jeep

Jurors Request New Jobs

Judge Race, No Justice

Justin Roiland Needs Jokes

Jane Red, Nebraska June

Jack Radium, Nuclear Jockey

Julius Reichenbach, Netherlands Junkie

Jenny Rocks Nice Johnson

Jagged Road, New Journey

Jupiter Rules, Neptune Jests

Jersey Railway, New Jersey

Japanese Rolled Nougat Jelly

Jello Rounds Need Juice

Julia Rackham, NASA Joker

Jubilation Recitations Necessitate Jocularity